Series Finale

Rest in Power: Series Finale

After countless laughs and too soon references to national tragedies, the boys wrap up their show and host their own finale. They go out with a bang with a few listener call ins, an extended meme minute, and of course a salacious role play. In their final episode, they roast the one show they ever loved: Billions.

SUMMER VACACTION

The boys are on a little summer break! We know everyone wants more role plays so here is an episode dedicated to just that!

Last Resort & Lt Cpl Budd Dwyer

 

Series Finale launches its nukes when it discusses the last episode of the 1 season rebel military drama 'Last Resort' starring Andre Braugher, Scott Speedman and Robert Patrick. Erik Scott of the Across the Movieverse podcast sits in and talks his movie obsession and his new job as an usher at in independent movie theater.

An on-screen suicide gets the boys talking about the legendary Budd Dwyer and how it intersects with edging, Jack gets whiffs of nostalgia for the days of gore on VHS and John Paul points out that it's a HIPAA violation for rappers to expose Usher's STIs.

Surving the Cut and Dick Ruler Factory

Erik Scott from Across the Movieverse joins us on this week's episode of Series Finale. Stolen Valor July is a month we pride ourselves on. This show follows Incels trying to become trained Boat Boys. We talk a lot about neck tattoos and swear words. 

GI Joe & The Legend of 'Airtight'

Series Finale says that knowing is half the battle when they cover the finale of the 80s action military propaganda cartoon as part of the third year of Stolen Valor July. John Paul watched the wrong episode of the show but bravely carries on and immediately launches into detailed talk about action figures or as Jack called them 'his guys.'Zach brings up a possible adult content ban on OnlyFans and relates a story about an older ripped man he met at the bathhouse. Jack does a spot-on impersonation of Cobra Commander.

The Series Finale boys all remember times when they were enlisted in GI Joe. Jack was Rad Roller skater, an Xtreme sports star who got stranded in the Sudan, when he was taken in by the locals. Zach was Icy Wet, a special agent Joe who worked for Starbucks, who went undercover at a Dunkin Donuts in Islamabad that took part in a practice disrespectful to Ramadan. John Paul became a GI Joe named Mr. Lowercase t, the Low-T GI Joe,  who became part of a nude detainee photo scandal ala Abu Ghraib.

In a 'Yo Joe' roleplay Cobra Commander, Big Country and GI Joe 'Airtight' get into a sticky situation when Airtight gets stuck in the washing machine like certain online videos, he gets very sad when it seems he's left out of the free-wheeling sex that's about to occur.

Our Girl & Afghanistan : Graveyard of Improv

Series Finale returns to doing what they do best when they kick off the 3rd year of Stolen Valor July when they discuss the final episode of the BBC drama about the British Army in Afghanistan 'Our Girl'. Except for Zach who watched the wrong episode.

John Paul ruminates on the Iraqi Republican Guard and getting catcalled by a Marine recruiter, Zach suggests that what will bring down the US military isn't Critical Race Theory but Critical Waist Theory about fat acceptance for the troops and Jack ruminates on the film 'My Girl' and Jerry Seinfeld and Critical Bee Theory.

The Finale boys all happen to have served and recall those times. Jack joined the British Army and ended up on a mission with Chis Kyle, though his greatest struggle was reading his own handwriting during his writing assignment. Zach hated living in England and joined the British army as an interpreter and was fired after a misunderstanding at a mosque. John Paul was a violent soccer hooligan who was recruited into the secret unit MI69 led by Princess Di who had faked her own death.

In a jolly fine roleplay Prince Harry, an Afghani terrorist, and a British guy meet up for a photo op in hospital when things get sexual, violent and confusing, there's a huge explosion and many deaths. 

Andy Griffith and WOP WOPS

This episode of Series Finale boys are back to the classics. They watched the Andy Griffith show an American police procedural or someone call it COPAGANDA. Italians move in and the town is freaked out but eventually starts to like them.

The Parkers & Kinky Parade Controversies

Series Finale leaves their fiancé for a soulmate when they break down the last episode of The Parkers starring Monique who they think is very gorgeous . Zach declares that Monique is the female Kevin James and he wants to marry her. John Paul talks a little about David Arquette's most famous role in Scream and his time pro wrestling and Jack ponders on the issue of kink in the Pride Parade. 

In a left at the altar roleplay Nikki Parker, The Professor and Johnny try to hash out a new poly relationship when Nikki drops some truth bombs about penis size and the whole gang orders only waters and annoys a waiter.

Girls Incarcerated & Reality TV is Better Than Shakespeare

 
Series Finale stages a riot for free menstruation products when they dissect the final episode of Netflix's reality show about young women offenders in juvenile detention. Zach lauds the show as the most dramatic and emotional finale they've ever seen. John Paul is shocked that same sex affection isn't allowed when you're locked up and Jack compliments the comedic sylings of one inmate when she insults another inmates vaginal hygiene.

The Series Finale boys are reminded of their own times in prison. John Paul was locked up when Zach turned him in for tax evasion and he acclimated well to his time inside until he got a famous cellmate who began terrorizig him.
Zach ended up in prison over tax evasion as well, which sparked a series of events which sent Zach to a life with the Amish community. After Jack was released from girl's prison, went to community college, but left it all behind for a life of Tik Tok fame when he found out that not all Tik Tok stars are as compassionate as a women's prison guard.

In a time served roleplay Kennedi, Reyes and Galipeaux the warden try to squash their beef with a discussion. They reveal a drug smuggling operation in the prison when Reyes commits the biggest crime of all:Joke Thievery

The Society & Fighting For Dog Reproductive Rights

Series Finale builds its own teen government when they tackle the 1 season Netflix teenage drama 'The Society' a show about what happens when all the adults vanish in a small town and the kids are forced tobuild their own system of government built around tik tok followers.
The boys start off the show celebrating the fact that they have returned to in-person podcasting defying expectations and gathering regulations.

Zach gives a report on premium fast food chicken sandwiches he's tried, and stridently fights for the family dog Henry to remain intact in defiance of the will of Bob Barker, while Jack gets a bit annoyed by the neighbor's loud K9.


The gang all tell stories about when they were forced to create teen societies away from adults like the show. Jack was the defacto king when he controlled the food supply in a less publicized Chilean mine collapse. John Paul was stranded on an island with a bevy of diva child actors on a reality show called Survivor:Kid Nation.


In a parent-free roleplay Allie and Lexi and a member of 'The Guard' have an in depth discussion of internet porn when Terry Crews shows up to give a talk about porn addiction and ends up waterboardning Allie before Lexi makes some new goverment proclamations and a murder happens.