GI Joe & The Legend of 'Airtight'

Series Finale says that knowing is half the battle when they cover the finale of the 80s action military propaganda cartoon as part of the third year of Stolen Valor July. John Paul watched the wrong episode of the show but bravely carries on and immediately launches into detailed talk about action figures or as Jack called them 'his guys.'Zach brings up a possible adult content ban on OnlyFans and relates a story about an older ripped man he met at the bathhouse. Jack does a spot-on impersonation of Cobra Commander.

The Series Finale boys all remember times when they were enlisted in GI Joe. Jack was Rad Roller skater, an Xtreme sports star who got stranded in the Sudan, when he was taken in by the locals. Zach was Icy Wet, a special agent Joe who worked for Starbucks, who went undercover at a Dunkin Donuts in Islamabad that took part in a practice disrespectful to Ramadan. John Paul became a GI Joe named Mr. Lowercase t, the Low-T GI Joe,  who became part of a nude detainee photo scandal ala Abu Ghraib.

In a 'Yo Joe' roleplay Cobra Commander, Big Country and GI Joe 'Airtight' get into a sticky situation when Airtight gets stuck in the washing machine like certain online videos, he gets very sad when it seems he's left out of the free-wheeling sex that's about to occur.