Series Finale

The boys rate a new sexy body type - Top Beef. They pitch their own revisions of the controversial Soprano finale scene. They debate whether Tony was a bad guy or if he would have put a "Refugees are Welcome Here" sticker on Sartriale's.

The boys talk about their own history with teacher-student relationships. They talk about how to break up with an old lover before a move. They discuss a reboot of Rob and Big starring Big PoC. Finally, Kirby Puckett, Jr. makes an appearance in a moving role play.

John Paul takes over the BSB for a deeply confused Zach. Jack discusses his first ever open mic set. The boys talk about their prison stays and Ricky Ray Rector finally receives a mortal wound.

The boys turn to anime. Can you tell something about a person if they use a tampon or a pad? A long discussion on tampons, government surveillance, and bathhouse bodies ensues. The boys read speeches from their first days as dictators.

The boys talk about ancient Rome orgies and power struggles. They talk about guys like Julius Ceasar, Marc Anthony, and Titus PullOut. They talk about how they would choose to be executed by a king and wonder where Jesus died and who killed him.

The boys and Rob Crean discuss tv spinoff of the movie Limitless. Jack toys with breaking his sobriety for ritalin and discusses a fun way to get out of cheating on your girlfriend. Rob impersonates Mike Tyson and recounts his time as a dirty mag reader. John Paul takes about the difficulties of making love as a genius.

The boys discuss ephebophilia, the Big Papi Shooting, and their own history with teacher romance. They ask each other how they would react to their dad making whoopee to their girlfriend and ponder what they would do if someone welcomed them to the world of AIDS.

The boys discuss Glee which Jack argues is the most pioneering show in television history and helped him come to terms with his bigotry and sexuality. In a prescient moment, they discuss another Clinton hit job on Epstein imposter, Puck. They sing their own versions of Glee songs - "Heat" "A (Trans)American Girl" and "My Co-Hosts Polyamorous Triad (But She Used to be Mine).

The boys talk about the sci-fi fantasy show, Pitch, where a lady is a professional athlete. They love it. They discuss how they would spend their athletic fame and fortune, the gender barriers that they broke, and why it is unwise to do an enema in the summer.

The boys talk about the Navy Seals and tell tales of their own secret mission. They talk about Osama's love of Manga and they also review the budding career of new adult actress, Gabbie Carter.