Series Finale

White Collar & Saved By The Smell

Series Finale puts on a disguise to slip past security when they cover the finale of the USA original heist series 'White Collar'. Zach starts the show off by stridently defending Martha Stewart, saying her conviction for stock manipulation was wrong, Jack informs the gang that skid row will be renamed after AAA movie star actor Henry Cavill, and John Paul has some fond memories of Dustin Diamond brought on by discussion about Dustin's sex tape titled 'Saved by the Smell.' 

The Series Finale boys all remember the times they had faked their own deaths. Jack talks about when his controversial Ellen appearance led to him exposing a comic who lied about 9/11. Zach faked his own death to frame an NFL star for murder to keep him out of the Hall of Fame. John Paul relates how he went out west to Hollywood to be a star, but ended up being abused by a famous 'nice' talk show host and ended up having to fake his own death to escape.

In a safecracking roleplay Neal, Jack's creation Chao Pink and a security guard from the show meet up in Paris and have an argument, Chao Pink of course, complaining about the smell the whole time. The security guard reveals that he's a cop just before Chao Pink makes an even more shocking revelation, just before some non-shocking gun violence. 

Lie to Me & The HGH Addiction of Peyton Manning's Wife

Series Finale reads your micro-expressions when they cover the final episode of the Fox semi-police procedural starring Quentin Tarantino darling Tim Roth. John Paul kicks things off by pointing out that this show was part of a glut of early 2000s 'super competent' shows in the vein of 'The Mentalist' and 'House'. Jack thinks that Tim Roth should have used his super observation powers to spy on sports teams for gambling purposes and Zach spends a little time talking about 'the craft' of comedy before engaging in an interesting discussion on the sobriety concept of 'rigorous honesty.'

Jack talks about when he used his lie detector powers to investigate Tiger King's Carol Baskin for the murder of her husband and ended up in a confrontation with another star from the famous docu-series. Zach remembers when he used his empathy and compassion to investigate tax cheats for the IRS and got caught up in a deadly situation with a beloved daytime talk host, and John Paul refuses to buy new diamond rings for his inter-racial poly marriage partners.  Special shout out to the new body weight guessing gameshow 'Lay On Me'. 

In a devious roleplay Tim Roth and Michael B. Jordan argue about mask mandates, then their careers before they're interrupted by the Dickensian Ghost of White Guys past. Jordan pulls a piece and shoots the ghost because he's concerned the ghost might say something especially rude about Tim Roth's past. 

Last Man Standing & Tim Allen Snitched On Boston George

Series Finale takes on broadcast royalty when they cover the NOT final episode of the Tim Allen conservative slanted sitcom Last Man Standing. They start the show off by pointing out that this week they did NOT watch the final episode but accidently watched an episode of the show a few weeks before the last one. 

Zach talks about how Warren Buffet was an early Poly King when he had a wife and a girlfriend for two decades, John Paul implies that recently seperated billionaire Bill Gates implanted microchips into the population, and Jack helps eulogize a beantown drug dealing legend Boston George, who passed recently and who was the basis for the film 'Blow'.

Zach talks about when he was the CEO of a company that provided 'bullshit' job workers to corporations and he wanted a poly marriage because his wife was a bad cook, John Paul married Melinda Gates and ruined things with her by pushing her to invest her fortune in his financial ideas, and Jack was so into the NoFap movement he wouldn't make love to his wife and forced her to go elsewhere for sexual satisfaction. 

In a roleplay with "more power" Jonathon Taylor Thomas and Wilson from Home Improvement confront Tim Allen about the current state of their acting careers, when JTT makes a shocking revelation that puts Wilson in the crosshairs. 

Amish Mafia & The Mennonite Tax Free Utopia

Series Finale rejects modern technology and society when they cover the last episode of the very real, totally unscripted reality show Amish Mafia. Zach is fascinated with the Amish people and how they don't pay income tax, Jack wonders how many Amish it would take to shun someone who was over 400 lbs and John Paul's mic has some scratchiness at the start of the show.

Zach talks about when he was part of a society of religious folx who declared that marriage ended at death and would NOT continue into the afterlife, Jack talked about his time with a Canadian prophet with a large penis, and John Paul talked about when he went undercover Amish to root out illegal streaming.

In a primative roleplay Lebanon Levi propositions Merlin's wife for sex because her huge size reminds him of modern society when Caleb arrives and is clumsy with a bucket of bull semen. Caleb ends up grabbing a gun to kill Levi when Bill Clinton arrives right on schedule.

Veronica Mars & The Mystery of Fred Willard's Perversion

Series Finale goes mystery solving when they discuss the finale episode of the dead, then resurrected series on Hulu, Veronica Mars. The show starts off with the boys thanking everyone for the magic of meme week which leads into a discussion of Martin Mull Madness and Fred Willard's arrest in an adult cinema. Zach says that adult theaters are the only places enforcing indecency laws, John Paul reveals that it wasn't him that did a stinky BM, but Fred Willard and he only took the fall, and Jack wonders about the maximum age for anal sex.

 

The Series Finale boys recall when they worked in private investigaions, Zach investigaged a man who secretly married another man while he was unconscious at the dentist to leech off his health insurance, John Paul relates how he and his Poly partners teamed up to investigate another famous poly triad, and Jack was hired as PI to investiage Bears in Ogunquit, Maine. 

 

In a mysterious roleplay Deke from King of Queens and Fred Willard team up to deliver a package to Veronica Mars, when they both proposition her for sexual activity. She encourages them to warm each other up when Kevin James arrives on scene and promptly murders someone. 

The OA & Lucid Dreaming Sex Solicitation

Series Finale goes multi-dimensional when they cover the finale of the Netflix original sci-fi drama The OA. Zach is shocked and overjoyed to see Phyllis from the Office getting more work, Jack wants to discuss interpretive dance, and John Paul claims that Porky Pig is a revolutionary figure for the body positivity movement. 

A woman famously staged a protest to uncancel The OA and in that spirit the gang all talk about when they tried to uncancel a show with a wild stunt. Jack takes hostages to save the show Bunheads, Zach leads a world wide strike of layabout sons to bring back ESPN Classic and their programming and John Paul makes a last ditch effort to save The Crocodile Hunter with a wild new star after Steve Irwin's death.

In a subconscious roleplay Phyllis Kony, Prison Mike from The Office and Larry Craig get into it when Phyllis Kony tries to recruit for the Lord's Resistance Army, before they start to debate about the best places to have se

On Becoming A God In Central Florida & Defrauding Water Parks

Series Finale returns to the world of Multi-Level Marketing as they cover the finale of the Kirsten Dunst comedy-drama , On Becoming A God in Central Florida.

The show starts off hot with the boys patting themselves on the back over their schedule and getting phone calls from several  former heads of state including Barack Obama and Bill Clinton.

John Paul talks about working for door to door sex toy company, Zach talks about starting a fraud office company to bilk corporations out of money, and Jack flat out admits he didn't do the writing assignment.

In a profitable roleplay the COO of Water Country, Kirsten Dunst and Ernie from the show have a heated argument about body politics at the water park, until Ernie starts sexually propositioning everyone he sees.

Training Day (2017) & Chloe Sevigny Is Superior to Bill Paxton

Series Finale returns to the early 2000s in their minds as they cover the broadcast TV sequel to the hit Denzel Washington film Training Day, one of the last roles for Bill Paxton before his death.

Right away Zach points out that the podcast is being recorded on Holly Thursday, Jack loves the book Holes and John Paul repeatedly points out that this is this show probably should never existed.

The Series Finale boys all pitch their own TV shows based off movies. Zach pitches Godfather: Warn-A-Brotha about the Cuomo crime administration. John Paul pitches American Beauty: The Series about a gun-toting Kevin Spacey. Jack pitches a show called Double Doubt: A game show about whether women have  large breasts or are sex predators.

In an action packed roleplay Denzel Washington, his son and Bill Paxton eschew drugs in favor of not waiting the proper amount of time to swim after eating, they head to Austin and they end up having sex.

South Beach Tow & Impractical Jokers Revenge

This week on Series Finale podcast we return to the sacred ground of 'reality' TV with South Beach Tow from TruTV. Jack talks about disgraced NFL player Rae Carruth attempting to have his pregnant wife assassinated and accidently calls him Rod, while John Paul thinks that TruTV stars The Impractical Joker should target Rae to punish him for his crimes, while Zach says that tow truck drivers deliver the kind of swift justice he wants to see in the world and points out that the podcast was ahead of the curve on self-fellatio.

 

The boys all talk about their own past with towing cars, Zach reveals that he had compassion for a vanlifer he was supposed to tow, Jack got into it with Gov Cuomo, and JPR towed Epstein's famous plane.

 

In a touching roleplay Dave Kosgrove and Jerome from South Beach tow get into a fight with Dave Portnoy from Barstool Sports after they tow his car. Jerome wants to use Dave's car to pick up the pope, while Dave repeatedly implies he's willing to have sex to get his car for free.

Ultraman & Weebos Wanted

Series Finale heads to the far east as for a big tie in with Godzilla vs King Kong, the 1960s Japanese kaiju series Ultraman. Zach proclaims that he's done with porn, John Paul wonders if dropping the bomb during WWII gave us kaiju, anime and hentai, Jack says he loves that the show used miniatures which reminded him of his action figures (guys). John Paul tries to give the boys a lesson in advanced Japanese and they the boys all predict a winner in the Godzilla V King Kong debate.

The boys all talk about their own experiences fighting giant monsters, and in an enlightening roleplay Fuji from the defense force and Godzilla take a Japanese course with a professor who is obstinately American.