Series Finale

Revenge Karens and QAnon

The boys talk about a show called Revenge which Jack believes is a mellow drama. John Paul is discriminated against by the Danish government and Zach and Jack defend Karens. They decide that this show is Black Excellence because it is based on Alexander Dumas's The Count of Montecristo. 

They share their own stories of revenge and dig into QAnon theories and why JFK Jr might come back to save us all.

Dance Moms and Abby Lee Showtime Crews

The boys discuss a classic Lifetime reality show: Dance Moms. They weigh in on the matriarch Abby Lee Miller and the gift for backing away immediately. They discuss her transgressions and Zach gives some lengthy opinions on men who coach youth sports.

The boys recant their own tales of being involved in the dance world. It is an absolute rollercoaster of a ride as they discuss perhaps their highest rated show yet.

Growing Up Gotti and Defund Bail Bondsman

The boys tackle reality tv and the mob genre with Growing Up Gotti which centers around John Gotti's daughter, Victoria Gotti, and her three sons. They discuss being allegations hipsters when it comes to Ellen, Thruple privilege, and the Italianx tax. They ponder about au pairs and "the help" and John Paul talks Pete Gotti to task.

 

Hawaii Five-O and Hung-olulu

John Paul and Zach discuss a police procedural called Hawaii Five-O. It has good music, but otherwise has a terrible plot and weak characters and features some disgusting ASMR. They discuss their tenures as tropical island police, Max Holloway's UFC career, and Haoles. They also invoke RAP GOD Eminem and mourn the abuse of Christopher Reeves.

American Odyssey and Lena Dunham Won't Hire Afghanis

The boys continue Stolen Valor July with American Odyssey an homage to Homer and the U.S. War on Terror. They ponder how Pat Tillman would feel about kneeling, discuss Lena Dunham's antics, discover the etymology of Boko Haram, and learn that Ben Bailey from Cash Cab smokes weed. Jack also gets very worried that our beloved Dave Ramsey could fall victim to covid.

American Grit and Attitude Adjustment

The boys discuss a military themed reality television show hosted by the man who announced Osama's death to the world - John Cena. They discuss John Cena's physique, the weight of their members, and their battles against debt. Zach thinks everyone is an actor on reality tv shows, JPR fantasizes about Cena, and Jack asks about police unions.

JAG and the Dress White Diet

The boys deign to take on a network television show, JAG. They discuss due process, the world's oldest profession, and why wearing white can help you lose weight. They also touch on politics as they broach Native American mascots and the first juggalo Selectman. They also wonder if John Bolton's claims that Trump approves of Uyghur camps will lose 45 any votes.

The Pacific and Gettysburg Over Universal Studios

The boys kick off Stolen Valor July with the HBO miniseries The Pacific. They discuss WWII, Al Sharpton, and how hot Zach's grandpa is. They also wonder why bin Laden didn't like the USA and declare that Gettysburg is more family friendly than Universal Studios which they encourage listeners to boycott on the heels of J.K. Rowlings transphobia.

Tourgasm: More Influential than Marc Maron

The boys discuss a fellow Blue Collar Boston comic, Dane Cook. Jack talks about meeting the creator of Tik Tok and how Gary Gulman punched up his anti semitic joke. John Paul does his first "thought about" writing exercise and Zach maintains that Ralphie May did not die from obesity - he was killed by Jillian Michaels.

 

The Last Dance, Tipping, and Karl Malone

The boys weigh in on a sensational sports documentary about Michael Jordan. They talk Ken Burns negativity, Jimmy Kimmel's blackface portrayal of Karl Malone, and John Paul gets involved in North Korea's infiltration of the LPGA.

Zach maintains that Tom Brady is an insignificant cultural hero and Dennis Rodman shifted the Overton Window. Meme Minute gets a little out of control and Guillermo is not who we think he is.