Series Finale

Big Love and Show Your RomneyCare

The boys discuss an HBO hit about polygamy - Big Love. They debate whether or not Muhammad or Joseph Smith have the world's most famous undercarriage. Jack has a barber accident that not even Sweeney Todd would commit, asserts that it is very easy to become a State Senator and recommends one just get baptized, but cross your fingers, if you want to appease a friend. John Paul asks why Kim Jong Un's neck is so thick and encourages Bill Paxton to take a fourth celebrity wife. Zach perfects his impression of Mike Tyson and adds a Don Corleone voice.

The boys nail the famed bloqueado meme during the Meme Minute and challenge Dana White to a brawl.

 

HBO's Vinyl, Bobby Cannavale, and Threeway Bottoms

The boys discuss the worst show that HBO has ever made and Hollywood's least worthy leading man - Bobby Cannavale. They wax poetic about the Good Guy Greg meme and determine what is and isn't punk rock. The Ramones are not punk rock, but sobriety, the War in Iraq, and eating a bat in Wuhan is punk rock.

They debate the merit of intimate love scenes, wonder if Ray Romano can handle playing a Jewish character, and posit that you should wait to earn a heroin habit through fame.

12 Monkeys and Jesus Was the Worst Jew

The boys revisit a Syfy original about the pandemic, 12 Monkeys. They nail their slightly effeminate Trump impressions, consider if gorillas in Gabon have Boston accents, and brainstorm how they will spend their Trump checks. They hit on politics by using time travel to get to the bottom of Andrew Gillum's sex parties and vote Bill de Blasio a blue-collar Bostonian.

John Paul uses time travel to get intimate with Kim Jong-un and asks a Rabbi for a Hollywood agent recommendation. Jack fails to do basic multiplication, and Zach bemoans that time travel would make Cape traffic worse.

Hannah Montana and You People

For the first time, the boys review a children's show from the House of the Mouse - Disney. They discuss Nickelodeon conspiracy theories and why it is creepy to know about them. They wonder about Danny Bonaduce's sobriety and if he knows about podcasts.

Jack dreams about a historical fantasy involving the transcontinental railroad and Leland Stanford, Jr. Zach maintains that it is Bill Ray Cyrus who is responsible for the success of Old Town Road and John Paul doles out some Trailer Park Parenting tips. They also debate who has the more attractive daughter: Spielberg or Laurence Fishburne, discuss the nuances of the term person of color, and recommend some decorating schemes for the new Ford Bronco.

Bojack Horseman and Its Called Reflexology

The boys discuss critical darling Bojack Horseman. They talk about how George Bush made John Paul a socialist with his stimulus check, Jack talks quarantine weight gain and maintains that corona lives in fat cells, and Zach concludes that any shows he watched while drinking can be reviewed by the podcast. 

Jack can joke about dying in a global pandemic, but is unable to make light of the Tom Brady trade. The boys compare Bojack's weekend furlough activities to the weekend furlough of Willie Horton. They contrast the depression of a certain Boston comic with the depression of Kitty Dukakis. Zach maintains that white people use depression as a fulcrum of victimhood in the era of identity politics and Jack claims it is easy to be queer as a Hasidic Jew.

The Ranch and Don't Believe Men

The boys discuss a new Ashton Kutcher/Netflix Joint - The Ranch. They wonder if Cedric the Entertainer is an aristocratic title that will be passed down when he dies and if the River Styx will start employing electronic tolling soon. They talk about Drake texting young women and brainstorm pop stars that could have a Reba-style sitcom. Jack reunites with some of his TERF friends to win back and old lover and claims that Irish women are never sexualized. John Paul showcases his knowledge of prank shows and Zach grills him on the difference between being "cancelled" and "cancelled as hell" like Orson Scott Card. They also propose that Butterbean compete as a woman at the next Olympics due to his high estrogen levels.

Ice Road Truckers and Islamic Finance

The boys discuss a reality tv show that failed to spawn a Honey Boo Boo type charismatic star: Ice Road Truckers. Scripted reality shows like Duck Dynasty are an episode of Seinfeld compared to this boring drivel. They talk the dangers of trucking, lot lizards, and Bob Kraft asking people to remove their pants.

Jack confuses the Inca for the Inuit, Zach expresses his fear of the underworld, and John Paul admits to being an atheist with a hiccup of doubt in his quivering voice. John Paul maintains that Bikers for Trump are a cherished constituency of the right wing, Zach explains the Hockey Night in Canada controversy, and they agree that the melting Arctic is a glow up for Canada. Also discussed is the benefits of living in the Bronx versus Iraq and why Muslims do finance better than Christians.

Gunsmoke and Joe Biden Decency

The boys open with a compare and contrast exercise between the DUI arrests of Alex Jones and Matt Roloff. Zach repeats way too many facts from a Ron Chernow biography of John D. Rockefeller and claims that he has more respect for a repentant murderer than a comic who jokes about Coronavirus. Jack maintains that no one who is poor can be hot and makes some outrageous claims about fatherhood in the Old West. John Paul freaks out about some below the belt effects of aging. They also discuss dollar store mouthwash, Wellbutrin prescriptions in the Old West, the differences between a hot woman and a beautiful woman, and whether or not sharecroppers liked to giggle. 

Ballers and Trent Brown Pancaked a Woman

The boys discuss Ballers an HBO show starring the loveably bad actor, Dwayne Johnson. Jack gets really worked up about the potential for esports to usurp the NFL's cultural influence and maintains that everyone outgrows video games. John Paul sticks up for fat rights, particularly for the marginalized fat man. Zach maintains that his ersatz baseball fandom stems from being a historian, not a hipster. 

They pose a few philosophical questions: if an NFL team fielded all women would their male opponents forfeit or deck them? Would you rather fight 1,000 Matt Roloff sized Rocks or one Rock sized Matt Roloff? They also talk about the proportionality of the male member and decide every average height man is above average below the belt. 

Bonanza and 100 Percent That Feast

The boys weigh in on an Old West classic, Bonanza. They discuss homophobia and impotency in the Wild West. They wonder if "Slow Boat to China" is a Bruce Springsteen song and rank their colon health. They have trouble taking the word "duty" seriously and extrapolate Brigham Young's stance on the diva cup. Jack praises the Cis-Continental railroad and encourages listeners to check out some old school adult entertainment.