Series Finale

Why watch the Oscars when you can listen to the boys discuss their favorite tv moments of 2019 in this year's Finale Awards. They give out awards including Moment of Black Excellence, The Gabbie Carter Sexiest Woman Award, and of course sound mixing. They coin a new term, "the rally wrap up" to describe an archetype in finales and declare The Prisoner (1967) the worst finale of 2019. John Paul praises Frankie Shaw of SMILF for her on set behavior and we reflect on yearly trends like Stolen Valor July and Martin Mull Madness.

Each host gives their pick for the winner of each category, but the boys can use their Vito Spatafore Veto award to simultaneously discredit and hit on another host. Find out what award Honey Boo Boo won, who won the Best Boston Blue Collar Moment Award, and what Top Beef actually stands for.

The boys discuss Mad Men knock-off and our current record holder for quickest cancellation, The Playboy Club. Zach gives a history of Playboy and Jack says he would hate to have Hefner's lifestyle because he doesn't like to hang out with women very much. The boys discuss Bill Clinton's quarter and an infections dialect disease infects them all.

The boys discuss Tony Shalhoub's New England classic, Wings. They introduce a new down low gay come-on, "Did you drop your passport". Zach goes full L.A. and trashes Hollywood wannabes Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. They reminisce on the Ted Danson blackface scandal and roleplay an episode of Joe Rogan

The boys watch HBO's The Young Pope and immediately debate whether or not this was actually a finale and if Jude Law is hot. Jack pitches his brilliant movie idea starring all special needs actors, John Paul reflects on church with Heather Locklear and goes bananas for the idea of a pope that smokes cigarettes, Zach vacillates between defending and critiquing the church while making some questionable remarks about a certain region of the world.

The boys discuss another teen drama, My So Called Life, and debate whether or not it is adultery if you cheat in high school. They discuss a judicial extradition plan to trade a free Jared for an incarcerated one. They discuss their history writing love letters on behalf of a friend and recollect on their histories as musicians.

The boys discuss Spike Lee's Netflix show She's Gotta Have It which centers around a controversial art exhibit and the reactions from the black community. The sober illuminati decides they are more comfortable referring to a Spike Lee joint as a Spike Lee cbd cigarette. JPR debuts his art project Steam which is a commentary on the male form and bathhouse anonymity. Boston Police Chief William Gross takes a Megabus trip to NYC to do some police mediation with an angry Fat Joseph - Fat Joe's new actor name.

The boys debate whether or not the Netflix big budget adventure program, Marco Polo, was a flop or a successful two season show. They pitch a Dominican remake of The Godfather called El Godpapi. Jack insists we acknowledge the good Harvey Weinstein did for the Asian community by casting this show and Zach wonders where the disease does pushups in the absence of a parking lot.

The boys watch the controversial Porta dos Fundos Christmas special, The First Temptation of Christ. Zach weighs in on the Charlie Hebdo subject, Jack talks about what its like to be a 12 year old boy and sings a song for the ultimate feminist, Gabbie Carter, and John Paul muses about Stan Lee and the Uyghur situation.

The boys watch the show that clogged all NYC toilets - M*A*S*H. They share stories of where they were when Osama was killed, talk about their experience in doing comedy during wartime, and Jack disrespects servicewomen. They debate whether the slick lean body type, pioneered by Alan Alda, is hotter than the top beef body type pioneered by Alex Jones.

The boys score an exclusive interview with cast member and Hopper commercial star, Laurel McGoff. They discuss hate crimes against Boston hero, Keytar Bar. Question whether or not President Xi is targeting them for their politics or for not being funny. They discuss female privilege in the primate world and wonder whether or not Gandhi should be considered a great man.