Series Finale
Veronica Mars & The Mystery of Fred Willard’s Perversion

Veronica Mars & The Mystery of Fred Willard’s Perversion

May 2, 2021

Series Finale goes mystery solving when they discuss the finale episode of the dead, then resurrected series on Hulu, Veronica Mars. The show starts off with the boys thanking everyone for the magic of meme week which leads into a discussion of Martin Mull Madness and Fred Willard's arrest in an adult cinema. Zach says that adult theaters are the only places enforcing indecency laws, John Paul reveals that it wasn't him that did a stinky BM, but Fred Willard and he only took the fall, and Jack wonders about the maximum age for anal sex.

 

The Series Finale boys recall when they worked in private investigaions, Zach investigaged a man who secretly married another man while he was unconscious at the dentist to leech off his health insurance, John Paul relates how he and his Poly partners teamed up to investigate another famous poly triad, and Jack was hired as PI to investiage Bears in Ogunquit, Maine. 

 

In a mysterious roleplay Deke from King of Queens and Fred Willard team up to deliver a package to Veronica Mars, when they both proposition her for sexual activity. She encourages them to warm each other up when Kevin James arrives on scene and promptly murders someone. 

The OA & Lucid Dreaming Sex Solicitation

The OA & Lucid Dreaming Sex Solicitation

April 25, 2021

Series Finale goes multi-dimensional when they cover the finale of the Netflix original sci-fi drama The OA. Zach is shocked and overjoyed to see Phyllis from the Office getting more work, Jack wants to discuss interpretive dance, and John Paul claims that Porky Pig is a revolutionary figure for the body positivity movement. 

A woman famously staged a protest to uncancel The OA and in that spirit the gang all talk about when they tried to uncancel a show with a wild stunt. Jack takes hostages to save the show Bunheads, Zach leads a world wide strike of layabout sons to bring back ESPN Classic and their programming and John Paul makes a last ditch effort to save The Crocodile Hunter with a wild new star after Steve Irwin's death.

In a subconscious roleplay Phyllis Kony, Prison Mike from The Office and Larry Craig get into it when Phyllis Kony tries to recruit for the Lord's Resistance Army, before they start to debate about the best places to have se

On Becoming A God In Central Florida & Defrauding Water Parks

On Becoming A God In Central Florida & Defrauding Water Parks

April 18, 2021

Series Finale returns to the world of Multi-Level Marketing as they cover the finale of the Kirsten Dunst comedy-drama , On Becoming A God in Central Florida.

The show starts off hot with the boys patting themselves on the back over their schedule and getting phone calls from several  former heads of state including Barack Obama and Bill Clinton.

John Paul talks about working for door to door sex toy company, Zach talks about starting a fraud office company to bilk corporations out of money, and Jack flat out admits he didn't do the writing assignment.

In a profitable roleplay the COO of Water Country, Kirsten Dunst and Ernie from the show have a heated argument about body politics at the water park, until Ernie starts sexually propositioning everyone he sees.

Training Day (2017) & Chloe Sevigny Is Superior to Bill Paxton

Training Day (2017) & Chloe Sevigny Is Superior to Bill Paxton

April 11, 2021

Series Finale returns to the early 2000s in their minds as they cover the broadcast TV sequel to the hit Denzel Washington film Training Day, one of the last roles for Bill Paxton before his death.

Right away Zach points out that the podcast is being recorded on Holly Thursday, Jack loves the book Holes and John Paul repeatedly points out that this is this show probably should never existed.

The Series Finale boys all pitch their own TV shows based off movies. Zach pitches Godfather: Warn-A-Brotha about the Cuomo crime administration. John Paul pitches American Beauty: The Series about a gun-toting Kevin Spacey. Jack pitches a show called Double Doubt: A game show about whether women have  large breasts or are sex predators.

In an action packed roleplay Denzel Washington, his son and Bill Paxton eschew drugs in favor of not waiting the proper amount of time to swim after eating, they head to Austin and they end up having sex.

South Beach Tow & Impractical Jokers Revenge

South Beach Tow & Impractical Jokers Revenge

April 4, 2021

This week on Series Finale podcast we return to the sacred ground of 'reality' TV with South Beach Tow from TruTV. Jack talks about disgraced NFL player Rae Carruth attempting to have his pregnant wife assassinated and accidently calls him Rod, while John Paul thinks that TruTV stars The Impractical Joker should target Rae to punish him for his crimes, while Zach says that tow truck drivers deliver the kind of swift justice he wants to see in the world and points out that the podcast was ahead of the curve on self-fellatio.

 

The boys all talk about their own past with towing cars, Zach reveals that he had compassion for a vanlifer he was supposed to tow, Jack got into it with Gov Cuomo, and JPR towed Epstein's famous plane.

 

In a touching roleplay Dave Kosgrove and Jerome from South Beach tow get into a fight with Dave Portnoy from Barstool Sports after they tow his car. Jerome wants to use Dave's car to pick up the pope, while Dave repeatedly implies he's willing to have sex to get his car for free.

Ultraman & Weebos Wanted

Ultraman & Weebos Wanted

March 28, 2021

Series Finale heads to the far east as for a big tie in with Godzilla vs King Kong, the 1960s Japanese kaiju series Ultraman. Zach proclaims that he's done with porn, John Paul wonders if dropping the bomb during WWII gave us kaiju, anime and hentai, Jack says he loves that the show used miniatures which reminded him of his action figures (guys). John Paul tries to give the boys a lesson in advanced Japanese and they the boys all predict a winner in the Godzilla V King Kong debate.

The boys all talk about their own experiences fighting giant monsters, and in an enlightening roleplay Fuji from the defense force and Godzilla take a Japanese course with a professor who is obstinately American.

Messiah & The Joe Rogan Trinity

Messiah & The Joe Rogan Trinity

March 21, 2021

Series Finale goes biblical again when they discuss the final episode of the controversial Netflix series Messiah. Zach thinks the show is out to lunch, but ponders the divinity of Christ, John Paul emphatically says that women MMA fighters could beat them up, Jack thinks that when Jimmy Kimmel goes to Hell, he'll be disguised as Karl Malone and each one of the boys has a story about Jesus and Joe Rogan.

In a divine roleplay a young cancer patient and fraud Jesus are on a plane with a very unprofessional pilot, when they try to use musical  gay conversion therapy on him.

The Gary Own Show & Renewing Your DisaVows

The Gary Own Show & Renewing Your DisaVows

March 14, 2021

Series Finale returns to trash reality TV for the finale of the BET non-hit The Gary Owen Program. Gary Owen is a white comedian popular in the black community and in the series finale of his reality show he tries to re-do his disasterous wedding from 12 years ago as a gift to his wife. John Paul is puzzled and intrigued when he hears how Gary Owen won a black comedy contest in San Diego, Zach loves that Gary is non-political and Jack thought Gary's wife was funnier than he was. The boys relate their own weddings that they had a decade ago and go over the problems they had and in a revealing roleplay, an impatient preacher rails against cancel culture and attempts to rail Gary's wife.

Vikings & Native Peoples On The Net

Vikings & Native Peoples On The Net

March 7, 2021

Series Finale is comin at ya with a hot NEW episode. The boys get together and discuss the finale of Vikings, an original drama series from The History Channel. Right off the bat John Paul says it's episode 153 when it's actually 154, they discuss if the men on Vikings were hotter than the fat men on Sopranos and Zach claims he never did anything to personally harm Britney Spears. They make numerous excuses for why Ted Cruz fled Texas during the weather crisis. In an inspirational roleplay, Loki & Ivan the boneless talk erectile dysfunction with a beligerant Larry Flynt, until Karl Malone shows up to be forgiven.

Fuller House & Deadly, Deadly Olsens w Erik Scott

Fuller House & Deadly, Deadly Olsens w Erik Scott

February 28, 2021

Series Finale is back with a brand new episode about the last episode of the Full House revival, fuller house. Erik Scott (@erikscottcomedy), co-host of the Across The Movieverse podcast joins Jack and John Paul to talk about how a Columbia University Professor uses Heroin to relax after work, they connect some characters in a shared universe like on Erik's podcast, and how the Olsen twins would make deadly, deadly assassins. 

In a stunning roleplay Mary-Kate Olsen and Fuller House's Max Fuller try to hide the dead body of Heath Ledger from his maid and sexual tension starts to build immediately.

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