Series Finale

Cris Angel Mindfreak and Bernie is Worse than Crack

The boys discuss Criss Angel Mindfreak and the magic business. They discuss the lexicographical debate between "illusions" and "tricks" and why the magic business was hit so hard by the #metoo movement. John Paul expresses concern that a mindfreak could cause a sober man to relapse. They wonder if a $100 Million Net Worth automatically makes you cool and how MLK stacks up to Evil Kenevil in the morality department. They decide that Lexington Steele transcends race and wonder why Flavor Flav finds Bernie to be more offensive than crack cocaine.

Green Arrow and Dead Name

The boys discuss the history of meme minute and brush up on their Cesar Chavez knowledge. They debate actor salaries and wonder if the actor who plays Flash is a broke loser. They discuss the nuances between equality, equity, and justice, as well as funerals of old Italian grandpas. They ask hard hitting questions like: do rich people like Entenmann's eclairs and should high schools regulate transgender athletes? Also, are Americans committing cultural appropriation if they wear powdered wigs?

Mr. Robot and Chris Hansen's Commute

The boys debate who is the better Rami - Rami Malek or Ramy Youssef. We try to understand if Brittany Spears is more influential to the gay community than Barbara Streisand. Jack calls for all movies to become all-female reboots, they come up with more hacks to get around AA's 90 meetings in 90 days policy, and Zach scolds the boys for not knowing the original poly king and great boxing trainer, Angelo Dundee. They talk romantic relationships as Jack shares a story of his mom dumping a girl for him, and John Paul considers buying a home with Li-Wei and Janice to become the second poly couple featured on House Hunters.

Patreon Bonus: 12 Monkeys and Its Not Scatalogical

In February 2019 a global pandemic was as hypothetical and unlikely as a Bernie Sanders victory. The boys sat down to discuss the premiere of 12 Monkeys - a show that dealt with time travel and pandemics. Jack reminisced on a three way kiss, we talked about how time travel could assist Kevin Spacey, and John Paul surprisingly pans this show even though he normally likes sci-fi garbage.

Tune in as we discuss a pandemic from a point of naive ignorance. The boys release a Patreon episode every week where we discuss a premiere in addition to our normal free release discussion of a finale. Check us out!

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Mannequin Representation

The boys open with a classic debate as to who is hotter: Judy Bloom, Rachel Bloom, or Beth Chapman. They talk about the connection between male adult actors and the Democratic and Republican parties. Jack figures out why the Portuguese like to sail the high seas and Zach surmises how Andrew Yang would feel about gender reassignment surgery. John Paul writes a Uyghur adaptation to a Disney hit from Mulan. The boys cover open wounds at open mics and body positivity in the mannequin community.

Ray Donovan and No Micks at Harvard

The boys take on a surprise blue-collar Boston finale - Ray Donovan. They debate whether or not Guy Fieri is closeted and if it is okay to start drinking again if someone else is paying for it. They conjure up some high quality Jon Voight memes and workshop a new pilot about elder abuse. The Fish on Friday rule is why Jack is not a Catholic and Iraq's Hussein regime is infected by the Baghdad Bug Chaser and the Sopranos Lifestyle.

Nurse Jackie, Filipinx, and Big Pharma is an Addict

The boys discuss Nurse Jackie starring Sopranos Queen, Edie Falco. They ponder why we don't call Filipinos Filipinx or Canadians Canux. They decide that Muslims might eat vegan sausage and declare gambling a proper substitution for drug and alcohol addiction.

Jack and Zach extend a lot of compassion to the addicts of the world and the boys declare Big Pharma and addict to money and absolve them of all sin. John Paul gives listeners some hacks on how to nail AA's 90 meetings in 90 days technique and Jack encourages couples to get arrested together to save on rent in prison.

Power and Tariq's Eyebrows

The boys discuss a very mediocre finale - Power. Would Power have been better if K'Naan were a producer instead of 50 cent? Would Matt Roloff have been divorced if he had married Tasha instead of Amy Roloff? The boys debate who is more problematic: Lena Dunham or Tommy. The boys contemplate notarizing each of their episodes, celebrate that USA has the largest breasts in the world, and Zach complains about the Facebook algorithm ignoring his golden content.

The Good Place and How to be Straight

The boys discuss the show that went out on top - The Good Place. John Paul's biblical knowledge shines through, they wonder if the unit of time - the bearimie - originated during Provincetown's bear week, and they wonder if Sammy Sosa will make The Good Place.

They describe how they would spend eternity, ponder what the W.B. in W.B. Mason stands for, debate whether Ancient Greece is more famous for its philosophers or its romantics, and they agree that lying about 9/11 is not okay.

Magic City and Mitch Glazer is a Disgrace

The boys discuss a Starz flop, Magic City. They tell stories about Miami, discuss the true story of the struggle between Ted Kennedy and Mary Jo Kopechne, and trash Hollywood's least creative mind - Mitch Glazer.